Lyrics
Two Plus One
I want to roll naked on the beach in Torquay
Snog in the Pimlico tube station
Get a little stupid in the lavvy at Heaven
Do you wan’t to come along?
Either of you?
Right - just stop the bleating. It’s doing my head in. Seriously.
I don’t want to be your Auntie Betty.
I don’t want to be your sister, either. The one with the lazy eye.
I just want to be... your baby.
Not literally. Legal, though. All above 18, aren’t we? (laughs) Right.
So kiss me. Not you, you!
Kiss me.
That’s all right.
We’re meant to be together.
Two plus one (like a ho-bag, rock me like a ho-bag) is so much fun.
Two is such a lonely number.
Are you keen to try? Are you keen to try?
All right, no need to sit there looking tragic. Whatever.
I’m not into solitary confinement. Let’s no discuss the reasons why.
Love is quite a mystery, so let me have my way.
Let me have... my forbidden pleasure.
Oh! Mind the big toe!
Actually I like that.
It’s quite nice. Yes, please!
Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
What’s your secret?
Wishing does not make a poor man rich.
Or woman. Not being judgmental. Cheers
Those your chuddies? No?
Two Plus One is so much fun.... kiss me
Minute! What about me?! Prat!
You stuck then? Sod’s Law, can you prize it out?
Brilliant.
Oh my god, I really fancy a jam butty. What about you lot?
Popping off to Tesco now. Back in a bit. Carry on.
Words and music by Eliza Glitterbum
Produced by Martin Brackney for Bogwood Media
from the forthcoming album Back in the Saddle
© 2010 Eliza Glitterbum - All rights reserved